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These boots aren’t made for walking…

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These boots aren’t made for walking…

Nike pulled the plug on a pair of shoes featuring the Betsy Ross flag that offended one man and in return, Nike offended many.

What’s the world coming to when a pair of shoes is the offender?

Now here are some offensive shoes! On the other hand – maybe they are just weird.

Never leave home without a spare pair of choppers!

When you want smelly feet…

I’d be slapping that hand away all day!

Goat?

Don’t mess with me!

Wannabe ballerina

Be careful. Don’t slip!

Always ready for a swim!

When you have chicken legs, wear chicken feet!

Race ya!

Take your pet to work day…

Never leave home without your lunch!

Can you come up with better captions?

~Elle

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Too Many Books, Too Little Time

Too Many Books, Too Little Time

I posted about this earlier on my author Facebook page. It’s true. I have an addiction.

Whenever a title or blurb from a new book catches my eye I go with it. That’s not entirely true – it could be an old book. I love older publications and classics as well.

It’s so easy to acquire these books on electronic devices since I can order in a flash on Amazon. Before I can blink, the coveted book is in my possession!

What am I thinking when I hit that BUY NOW button? Do I think there are more hours in the day, more free time on my hands? I want more, more, more! The solution? Acquire more books!

Don’t get me wrong. I do read a lot of those books that I just have to have. It’s mostly on Audible though. It was a great day when I learned I could multitask while also reading.

I can sew and read, drive and read, ride and read, do housework and read, and do laundry and read. I can even pretend to be watching TV with H and read.

I haven’t mastered reading and writing so my writing time suffers because of it. I do have a clean house and my laundry is done!

I have about 450 books on my kindle and 278 titles on my Audible app. I also have stacks of physical books stashed throughout the house. It’s as though I’m stocking up for some kind of disaster.

I hope when it hits we still have electricity! I’ll need power to keep all the electronics going or I’ll need a candle to read by.

~Elle

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