“Talent” show

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Milk & Whiskey

My daughter brought home a permission slip for the school talent show the other day. It was smooshed in with a lot of other random papers.

“You wanna be in a talent show?” I asked, entirely kidding, because this:

We’ve come a long way, baby.

This is how I still think of her, though she’s mellowed out quite a bit in the last two years.

“Sure,” she says.

I scoff. “Seriously? What would you do?” And I know that sounds a little on the bitchy side but she caught me off guard. The girl has many talents – such as climbing our home’s decorative molding like a large, damaged spider – but I can think of none that would play well on a cafeteria stage.

“I can do ballet,” she says.

She has not had one single dance class in her brief life. She did see The Nutcracker this year. She also owns…

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