Sometimes I need a sounding board. Don’t we all?
I have visions of this big white padded board set up against the wall in my back room. The pristine white cloth is stretched tightly across the heavily padded canvas. The more I rant, the darker the cloth gets, the padding in its belly swelling more and more with each new rant until it’s full to the brim and can hold no more as I transfer my anger towards it, then – **!!POW!!** – the darkened board blows apart, spewing the ugly rants into the hemisphere, disappearing into thin air.
That’s when I need a new rant board. 😦
Really, I shouldn’t have so much to rant about – and I don’t – but sometimes…a person can only take so much!
I feel better already and can’t even remember what was bothering me. 😉 That board really works. There may be a market for this. Hummm?
Anybody out there need a rant board?
Elle
Finding Myself Through Writing 
My need for a rant board all but dissipated after my four children (within four years from youngest to oldest) moved out. Four teens and/or twenty somethings that think they know everything will make anyone rant. Thankfully, they are now young adults.
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Very true. I still have one who is 21 and in college – come to think about it – he may have been the cause of that rant! 🙂
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As my mum always said: It’s better out than in! 🙂 Or was she referring to something else..?
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That’s true for a lot of things! LOL!
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I’m getting a board, that’s all there is to it 🙂
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Got your name on one!
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LOL
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Can I get it monogrammed? I’m from Connecticut 🙂
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That could possibly be a key feature…when your monogram begins to disappear your rant board is about full and ready to explode so…run for cover! haha
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I love that…maybe Brooks Brother could market them 🙂
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Your rant board sounds like a wonderful idea. I’m glad you’re feeling better.
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If I could POP it myself instead of have it’s POW on it’s own, I’m in!
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I’ll have to add that feature! LOL!
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I would love to have one.
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You will be first on my list!
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You will be the first one on my list!
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Yeah, I could use one of those!
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I’ll let you know when the are in production. LOL Until then – everyone stay clear and let the chips fall where they may!
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I’m less of a ranter, more of an avoider. Suppose that’s not good either. 😉
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I have my moments! 😉
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